1. The Fire Hydrant
I can’t imagine this being good for an intimate evening, but I guess all positions have their merits. Trying not to collapse on your face probably doesn’t make for a very sexy atmosphere in the bedroom. 
2. The Landslide
Is this one for anal? I’m not quite sure. If not then I struggle to see why you’d do it. I definitely don’t want to try and bend my manhood that way. I’m sitting crossed-legged just thinking about it. 
3.The Spider
This one is a certified championship winning pose. With lots of pelvic thrusting and sweat, you can have a really wild time playing spiders. 
4.The Triple Lindy
This one is for those of you who have done a stint as a travelling circus performer. If you have the upper body strength, I imagine it’s great – but for the rest of us, it’s just pulled muscles and humiliation 
5.The Overpass
Genuinely can’t think of anything worse than doing this to my partner. The man has to try and point his erect member downwards (which is hard, if you pardon the pun) while thrusting into his partner who is trying to keep her lady parts in the perfect position. This has ‘sex injury’ written all over it. 
6.The Plough
A little body strength is need to pull this one off, so maybe avoid if you’re unsure. A reasonable middle ground between the vanilla and the downright depraved, ‘The Plough’ is a sexual classic. 
6.The Double Decker
If you watch a lot of porn, then you’ll know this one. The problem here is with purchase and thrusting; neither person is in a good position to really move much – it can get a bit awkward unless you know what’s what. 
7. The Nirvana
No, it’s not The Missionary position, this is a nice twist on the boring and played-out. This time round the person on the bottom closes their legs. Why? It makes everything tighter and of course adds to the sensation. The only real problem is that closed legs means slipping out is a real concern. 
8. The Splitting Bamboo
Now this one is fun. We’ve all done this, but we might not have heard the name before. Raising her leg like that allows for deeper penetration, plus you get face to face with your partner – which is always a certified winner in the bedroom. 
9.The Crossed Keys
Fun for both parties, the girl crosses her legs, which of course makes everything extra tight and extra enjoyable. This position is definitely one to try out. 
10.The Crouching Tiger
Also known as ‘The Reverse Cowgirl’, this one is for all you men who love a peachy bum. Girls, if you haven’t tried this, I’ve heard from lady friends that it’s amazing because of the way his member is curved. New sensations galore! 
11.The Rocking Horse
On old favourite, this one is ideal for deep penetration. The woman on top needs to do all the work in this position though, so avoid if she’s a bit lazy in the sack. Done right, this is the real deal. 
12.The Curled Angel
A bit sweet and sickly, this one is for those of you who love a cuddle. Intimate as it comes, just make sure your lady puts her hair up in a bun, else you’ll get a face full of hair. It doesn’t matter how good it smells, it gets annoying very quickly. 
13.The Glowing Triangle
Don’t let the name and the pose confuse you, this really isn’t too far-fetched or back breaking. The person on top gets on all fours (or planks if they are a gym bunny) while the person on the bottom lifts their hips and does all the thrusting. 
14. The Padlock
Pretty much the perfect position, standing makes
everything so much easier for both parties. The man can get more
purchase to thrust, and the lady can have a nice surface to rest her
bottom on. Wrapping her legs around him also means penetration is deeper
and WAY more satisfying. Capable of going fast or taking it slow, this
is the crème de la crème of sex positions.
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