There are certain things in life that all girls do worldwide but often will never admit to. It’s no point even trying to debate these points because they are etched into the fabric of life itself.
When your hair’s a bit greasy and you should jump in the shower, do you? Of course not. You just ruffle in some dry shampoo and stick it in a bun. The thing is we’ve all been there sister so let’s just embrace it for all woman kind. Here are a few things i’m sure all girls can relate to.
Spend hours pampering ourselves. Then claim that “we woke up like this”
What did I tell you? You can’t deny it can you? It’s fact that at some point all girls will yell “freedom” when they take off their bra, back themselves out of a room like a truck when they think they’ve leaked, and open their mouths wide when applying mascara. All hail the woman because no matter how different we are on the surface, deep down we are all the same.
Have a draw filled with bras, pick your favourite one and wear it repeatedly
When your makeup looks sexy as fuck, but all your selfies are gross
Woke up in last nights make up. Take it off and reapply? No, just plaster a new layer over the top
.When your friend gets back with their ex
When you think your pad isn’t in the right place so you just
True story
What every girl thinks their trousers look like every time they get up from a chair. We need a pair of leak-proof, stain-proof period panties
The chairdrobe that exists in every girls bedroom. When the chairdrobe is full the floordrobe comes to the rescue
When a girl says that periods aren’t that bad. Yeah and a kick in the nuts is like a poke in your face
When you’re on a date and he says that it’s nice to meet a girl who’s not crazy. Little do they no you’re a fucking nutter
Didn’t shave armpits. Search wardrobe for anything with long sleeves
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