1st Time VS 101st Time

 

#1 When Drinking Alcohol

 

#2 When MASTURBATING

 

#3 When Smoking Weed

 

#4 When Drining a Car

 

#5 When Drinking Coffee

 

#6 Having Sex

20 Comics That Show What Dating Is All About.

 

1.The internet should know first.

Why should any of you communicate earnestly in person, right?

 

2.The cat comes first.

No matter what she lets you do to her, her cat has seen more.

 

 

3.Well, that’s because…

Eh. Who knows?

 

4.Why do they do that?

Why? Just… why?

 

5.What men see.

Do women know what they’re doing when they do what they do?

 

6.You just have to watch something together.

True relationship; being alone together.

 

7.The ‘rule.'

You’re supposed to get it by instinct and by heart.

 

8.If only it were that easy.

No such luck.

 

9. The question.

If you don’t answer in 3 seconds, it could imply her butt is big.

 

10.Blind dating.

How did this become something acceptable anyway?

 

11.Hug.

It’s not that men are perverts; it’s just that there is joy in doing that.

 

 12.The blanket is never big enough.

Sometimes one of you just has to become the sacrifice.

 

 13.True or false?

Because there is some truth to both situations.

 

14.Nuff said.

What better happiness is there?

 

15.You know that’s you.

It even goes up your nose sometimes.

 

16.ind dating.

Look for the octopus,

 

17.Sometimes it’s an honor.

Though too much of it can make anyone sick.

 

18.It’s funny because it’s true.

Best of luck to you all.

 

19.She makes the rules.

This is so true that is hurts.

 

20. Men can be very disappointing at times.

Who knows what’s going on in their heads?

Dads On Facebook Can Be Extra Pervy...

 

Dad has no filter.

 

"He's always posting stuff like this."

 

That's not how viruses work.

 

Hopefully, dad's cleaned up his act a bit.

 

The bad grammar somehow makes it worse.

 

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...unless you post it online, of course. 

 

That's just...eww.

 

Dad's always looking for great lifting music.

 

This dad's recreating his daughter's Facebook profile pic.

 

This is why open-ended questions aren't great on Facebook.

Jealous Boyfriend Texts Girlfriend’s Coworker And Instantly Regrets It

 

Are you the jealous type? You’d have to be pretty chilled to completely ignore your girlfriend getting texts from a random guy, but most of us would probably just ask who it is. That would be the logical thing to do. One thing I don’t think any of us would do is go straight to the guy with an aggressive text making some rash assumptions. Thankfully though, for our amusement, this guy is not like us…
First comes the aforementioned aggressive text… but it doesn’t go according to plan.

 

Fair enough, he might be lying. Still, just one quick question to Monica and it’s all sorted. Next, as if the coworker claim wasn’t enough, our mystery man comes out as gay…
 

 

But, not easily fooled, our clever Sherlock smells a rat and, for the second time, refuses to believe him. Which leads to this…

 

We didn’t think there was anywhere to go from here apart from an apology but we clearly don’t know this guy well enough. Turns out you can get pissed off at finding out that the man you thought was trying to sleep with your girlfriend is actually gay!

He Posted Pictures Of Him and His Baby In A Bath. Now People Are Calling Him A Pedophile !

 

Loving father or just plain creepy? Danish comedian Torben Chris shared a controversial picture on Facebook showing him taking a bath with his infant daughter. The picture divided opinion with some users claiming the comedian was a PEDOPHILE!

What do YOU think?

 

After the post went VIRAL and the comedian began to receive VICIOUS backlash for the post Torben went on the defensive and explained the importance of helping your kids stay clean – including how to wash their private parts. He also believes that every child should be aware of the existence of two different types of bodies.

Hmm… is this just the “professionally outraged” out in force again?

 

Torben finds it disturbing that some people consider taking a bath with their child wrong. He also feels that this type of interaction with his daughter is something necessary to build a connection with her. Despite the controversy Torben’s post received over 60,000 likes and over 6,500 shares from people all over the globe!

Scientists Have Said To STOP Wearing A Bra Right Now. THIS Is The Reason Why...

 

Recently, however, bras have come under fire. The reason for this is that scientific research into the usefulness of bras has been conducted and it has actually shown that bras are detrimental, not beneficial, to breast health. Sports science researcher Jean-Denis Roullion conducted a 15-year study on the effect of women from ages 18 to 35. Within his research, he found that bra usage at a young age actually provided no benefit in terms of breast support. His findings actually showed the complete opposite, stating that there was a 7mm lift in the nipples of women who did NOT use bras. He claims that bras could reduce circulation and breast tone over time.

 

Is it time to burn your bras?

The women who showed an improvement in nipple lift were the women who chose, by their own will, to not wear bras (so they weren't forced to for the study). Another doctor who was not part of the research stated that the removal of bra usage could actually increase collagen production and elasticity, which would then lead to an improved lift in the breasts. While this research is very compelling, the researchers still caution people to take it with a grain of salt. The research does show that bra usage may be potentially harmful, but the research sample was 330 women, so generalizing to every woman across the world would be a bit of a stretch. To conclude, the researchers believe that more research should be done on the harmful effects of bra usage since they believe their research to be "preliminary." It's also worth noting that not all women wear bras for breast support. Some women simply don't want people to see the exposed breast and nipple, so they use bras for a different reason than the study was focused on. Basically, hold off on torching those bras.

 

Ah bras, those expensive things that women are told to wear underneath their tops. They come in many shapes, sizes, colors, and even materials. October 13th has been dubbed "National No Bra Day," and was invented in order to promote breast cancer awareness, as well as raise money for research. Some people either swear by bra usage, while others are vehemently opposed to them. They're often touted for giving support and reducing the sagging of breasts, as well as other things. Bras have become something major in today's society.

 

Is it time to burn your bras?

The women who showed an improvement in nipple lift were the women who chose, by their own will, to not wear bras (so they weren't forced to for the study). Another doctor who was not part of the research stated that the removal of bra usage could actually increase collagen production and elasticity, which would then lead to an improved lift in the breasts. While this research is very compelling, the researchers still caution people to take it with a grain of salt. The research does show that bra usage may be potentially harmful, but the research sample was 330 women, so generalizing to every woman across the world would be a bit of a stretch. To conclude, the researchers believe that more research should be done on the harmful effects of bra usage since they believe their research to be "preliminary." It's also worth noting that not all women wear bras for breast support. Some women simply don't want people to see the exposed breast and nipple, so they use bras for a different reason than the study was focused on. Basically, hold off on torching those bras.

10 Kissing Tips You Need To Know

 

#1 Be Fresh

None of these techniques will work well if you don’t have fresh breath. First things first… floss and brush, and don’t forget to brush your tongue,

 

#2 The Toothbrush

Run your tongue over their front teeth for a sizzling response.

 

#3 Facial Intercourse

Use a sucking motion on each others tongues and an in an out motion. Suck each others lips. Mimicking intercourse with your mouths really ups the ante.

 

#4 Steaming It Up

Pressing your hips together during a kiss raises the intimacy level … among other things.

 

#5 Spine Tingling Kiss

Moisten your lips with some mint lip balm. Combined with your warm breath, it will give you both a tingly sensation that will ignite your fire.

 

#6 The Nibble

Gently nibbling each others lips really ignites the fire between you.

 

#7 Hurts So Good 

Gently tug each others hair, or dig your nails into his back … the feel good endorphins that are released during kissing are amped up to rescue you from the pain.

 

#8 A Berry Good Idea 

Eat a strawberry before kissing. These little berries active the sweet sensors in your mouth for an off the charts

 

#9. Keep It Soft At First 

Lightly grazing the lips with a slightly open mouth is hot and effective.

 

#10 The Adventure 

You don’t have to stick to the lips. Venture down to the chin, the neck, the ear lobes.